Wish list item #16396

Can someone pretty please buy me the gorgeous piece of dead creature?

The posh plates

One of the side effects of not having a flat of your own, is that you start fantasising about how you would decorate your fictional home. I am potentially the worlds worst person with this; being alarmingly possession- orientated (if I was successful, you could call it acquisitive, but as I'm not 'possession-orientated will have to do)

I have, as a result of this, been hording strange objects for my fictional abode....

So, if someone would like to purchase me any of these items, it would make me a very happy lady.

Thanks in advance!

PS, I am also desperately clumsy, so perhaps an insurance policy on them would be advisable too

Amber Isabel

In the interest of speed I would just like to point the finger at these guys- Trendland. They say find and say the shit I wish I could find and say...Hence my frequent stealings from them.

But this is rather special, check out Amber Isabel.

Awful Neglect, Risky Business

God, I am horrific at keeping an up to date blog.

Rather than conceed defeat right now, I am going to attempt to rectify this by utilising my lunch break to browse and steal other peoples ideas, reposting them and claiming them as my own.

Now this is potentially risky business due to my penchant for vulgarity and nudity, but I will try keep my postings SFW- I do after all quite like it here.